Bird Poop Facial

I was hoping to begin with something funny and this just plopped in my lap.
So, how much would you pay for a bird poop facial? Try 180 bucks. This was just on the local news, seems it took more than a month to reach the Tampa Backwater Area. The Shizuka NY Japanese Day Spa in Manhattan offers a "Geisha Facial". It seems that long ago, geishas and kabuki actors discovered that nightingale poop was effective in removing their heavy, white make-up. Who was the first to say, "Well, I've tried everything else . . . let me smear some of this bird doody on my face." Yuck. The spa says the poop has been treated with UV to kill any bacteria and the enzymes help soften the face. Interesting, but I'm not about to try it. There are other, much less disgusting alternatives. You can watch the video here:
http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=81496

I prefer our own Montecatini Facial with the mineral microdermabrasion.
http://www.bestmassageever.com/spa_treatments